Amanda’s Panty Scavenger Hunt
Amanda’s girls have a secret to share
About our little bride;
She is obsessed with underwear
And that we cannot hide.
So, for our little panty queen
We will search this town far and wide
Working as a friendly team
We will gather undies for our bride.
So, Amanda, listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
These underwear we have no doubt
Will last you your whole life span.
But first you must find them
Hidden in this town
Use the clues, ma’am
To help guide you around
So here is the first hint:
When we get to this location
You can get a milkshake with mint
Or choose from their 398,929 drink combinations.
The first are for your wedding day,
Of course they are pure white.
We know Craig will shout, “Horray!”
When he sees you on that night.
Now, for your gift you must ask
At the Dollar Store,
But before you complete the task
Your gift you must pay for.
These are for your honeymoon
They’re sexy and all lace.
We hope you’ll leave the bedroom
Because Charleston’s a pretty place!
Now we are off again
To a place you know well
It's not public domain
So you might need to ring the doorbell!
On your first Valentine’s you’ll wear this pretty pair
Before you hit the bed
Cause Cupid’s arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red.
Now get back in the car
There are still more gifts to get
No time to hang on the monkey bars
Or swing on the swing set
After a year has passed,
You’ll face anniversary number one
With these you’ll surely have a blast
Cause ruffles are so much fun!
At this locale you'll find some tools
Amongst another clue
You might also find yourself a jewel
And maybe even a screw.
Then, when the time is right for you
And, don’t be saying, “Maybe.”
You’ll wear your little pink or blue
In honor of your baby.
Driving down memory lane
Lets think back to a place
At the spot where the focus was our brain
You might find something in all lace
And when your years of wedding bliss
Become the big 2-5
Don’t worry—you’ll just slip on this
To keep the spark alive.
Amanda, now we must get going
Back to the start of this Panty Hunt
Although, you have undies overflowing
Maybe there will be one last pair out front.
When finally you’re old and gray
With these you can’t go wrong
Cause sorry, Amanda, but at that age
You just can’t wear a thong!
So, Amanda, these undies are to last you
All throughout your life.
So, Craig will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife.
