Bachelorette Party Game (Not a Bar or Drinking Game)

Amanda’s Panty Scavenger Hunt

Amanda’s girls have a secret to share

About our little bride;

She is obsessed with underwear

And that we cannot hide.

So, for our little panty queen

We will search this town far and wide

Working as a friendly team

We will gather undies for our bride.

So, Amanda, listen up to hear about

Your lifelong panty plan

These underwear we have no doubt

Will last you your whole life span.

But first you must find them

Hidden in this town

Use the clues, ma’am

To help guide you around

So here is the first hint:

When we get to this location

You can get a milkshake with mint

Or choose from their 398,929 drink combinations.

The first are for your wedding day,

Of course they are pure white.

We know Craig will shout, “Horray!”

When he sees you on that night.

Now, for your gift you must ask 

At the Dollar Store,

But before you complete the task

Your gift you must pay for.

These are for your honeymoon

They’re sexy and all lace.

We hope you’ll leave the bedroom

Because Charleston’s a pretty place!

Now we are off again

To a place you know well

It's not public domain

So you might need to ring the doorbell!

On your first Valentine’s you’ll wear this pretty pair

Before you hit the bed

Cause Cupid’s arrow in the air

Shoots tushies that are red.

Now get back in the car

There are still more gifts to get

No time to hang on the monkey bars

Or swing on the swing set

After a year has passed,

You’ll face anniversary number one

With these you’ll surely have a blast

Cause ruffles are so much fun!

At this locale you'll find some tools

Amongst another clue

 You might also find yourself a jewel 

And maybe even a screw.

Then, when the time is right for you

And, don’t be saying, “Maybe.”

You’ll wear your little pink or blue

In honor of your baby.

Driving down memory lane

Lets think back to a place

At the spot where the focus was our brain 

You might find something in all lace 

And when your years of wedding bliss

Become the big 2-5

Don’t worry—you’ll just slip on this

To keep the spark alive.

   

Amanda, now we must get going

Back to the start of this Panty Hunt

Although, you have undies overflowing

Maybe there will be one last pair out front.

When finally you’re old and gray

With these you can’t go wrong

Cause sorry, Amanda, but at that age

You just can’t wear a thong!

So, Amanda, these undies are to last you

All throughout your life.

So, Craig will be pleased to say

He has a sexy wife.